M’Lords & Ladies (and I use that term loosely)

You asked for it…you got it…(if you do got it, don’t scratch, rub vigorously and use a cream).  Looney Lucy & Ploppy have 2, count ‘em 2, x-rated (that’s a ten for the little nippers) comedy shows.  These shows are steeped in double entendre and linger with odor of…innuendo*.

You say you like the Classics, then you’ll love their “classic show.”  Not only are these 2 real beauties, but are they funny or what?!  From the opening number to the finale with a cast of thousands, - well, maybe four, we’ll let you decide.  The “Dead Guy” , a tribute to our Olympians, and of course Looney Lucy & Ploppy’s male, mail, male call, featuring the infamous mudsniffers, round out the fun 

For those of you with a strong urge…for travel, the Looney Lucy & Ploppy “Non Virgin World Tour” invites you to hop on broad-oops, board  these broads for the ride of your life!  Ye Haw!  Vive La France!  Watch Lucy do the Dance of the Forbidden Fruit , if you dare; or just go down under with two indescribably delicious damsels.

 

 

Make no boners-oops, bones about it, these shows are definitely not for the prudish…so put your inhibitions aside and let it all hang out.  More fun you can’t have, with your clothes on !

X-rated, for your pleasure.  Bring the hole-oops, whole family.

* A small warning (not that size is important) – if you females are insecure, stay home & send your men!  Lucy & Ploppy would love to have them…if they haven’t already!!!


 

 
 

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