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do you describe ageless, timeless beauty...?! Well Looney Lucy, n’est
pas? (That’s French)
A cross between Cindy Crawford & Elle Macpherson (“while decomposing,”
Giacomo adds.) Lucy brings smiles to all who aren’t too jealous of her
beauty to approach Venus, but with arms!
Who can argue with her fashion sense? Certainly not King Henry VIII
for whom she has served as haberdasher (that’s French!)
Her delightful, as well as delectable, couplets have pleased none
other than Sir Walter Raleigh (Wally) and Robert Dudley (Bobby baby).
To all…in varying degrees, depending upon age & gender!
Her mobile home,
complete with garden, kitchenette, and dead petting zoo offers an
abode to gifts from her many admirers
Eat your hearts out! Her “men wanted” adverts around the shire
have been answered by many (she thanks the men!)
her beloved Daffy Duke
aka The Duke of Tazworth, or counseling those less
gifted in fashion, her hugs are free as well as her advice.
The beauty mark,
placed oh so perfectly upon her nose, lures one into her love zone, or
is it that her entry zone,
her love zone! For the more “colorful” side of Lucy
HERE FOR THE LOONEY LUCY & PLOPPY X-RATED SHOWS)
As if that’s not
enough for this sex kitten, she still finds time to bang her drum and
sing with Empty Hats
And you can
have her in your very own home, without all of the messy wax buildup,
by purchasing a Looney Lucy Doll. Giacomo says “take her, please!”